Why do blondes wear green lipstick?

A: Because red means stop.

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Why do men prefer blondes?

Men always like intellectual company

Why do blondes have more fun?

They're easier to find in the dark.

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Take away it's credit cards.

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a Kimono

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Why did the blonde wear green lipstick?

Because red means stop D

Why do blondes wear green lipstick?

A: Because red means stop.

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Why did the blonde wear green lipstick?

Because red means stop D

Why would a blonde wear green lipstick?

A.) Because red means Stop.