What did the sardine call the submarine ?

A can of people !

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What is the difference between a philanthropist and Nicki Minaj?

A philanthropist likes to impress people with his larg**esse**! :-P

How do you stop an Ethiopian tank with a gun?

Shoot the people pushing it.

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What did the sardine call the submarine ?

A can of people !

Why are sardines the stupidest fish in the sea ?

Because they climb into tins close the lid and leave teh key outside !

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What do you call a marine who can't swim?

A submarine.

How long is a submarine?

No, How Long is a Chinaman.