Why did the boy throw his clock out the window?

A: He wanted to see time fly.

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What is the last thing you want to hear after blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson' Credit: old joke via: Norm Macdonald

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He was thrown out at home. - His two balls got a strike.

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Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.

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Because 7 8 9!

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Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!

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His dad answers, "Well, there's a vas deferens!"

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1 AM feeling very sleepy.

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They distrust clocks.

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Why did the man throw his watch out the window?

He wanted to see time fly!

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window?

A: He wanted to see time fly.