Why did the boy throw his clock out the window?

A: He wanted to see time fly.

Previous Random Joke Next

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why do you want to leave your current job?

My boss is a total idiot "It says here you're self-employed " Yes that's right

Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?

He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What happens when you throw root beer in the ocean?

Root Beer Floats!

What do you say to pasta that gets thrown out?

Hasta la pasta baby.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What do you call a helicopter with no radar and no windows?

A Helenkelicopter.

Why do vampire's use linux?

Because they don't like windows in their house. BaDumTss

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What separates the men from the boys in the Catholic Church?

A condom.

How do the greek separate the men from the boys?

With a crow bar.

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

What happened to the clock that was still hungry?

It went back 4 seconds.

What does a clock do when it's hungry?

It goes back four seconds.

Time Fly Jokes More Time Fly Jokes

Why did the man throw his watch out the window?

He wanted to see time fly!

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window?

A: He wanted to see time fly.