What did Octavian say when he stormed Cleopatra's gardens?

Caesar salad

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What is Lil Wayne's favorite food?

Caesar salad

What did Octavian say when he stormed Cleopatra's gardens?

Caesar salad

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What should I wear?

Mr. Salad asks. She replies, "It doesn't matter to me, just be well dressed."

Why did the tomato turned red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

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Why would The Doctor and Storm get along?

Because he is the heart of the storm.

Why did the fisherman head out during a storm?

For the halibut

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Why was Cleopatra so negative?

Because she was queen of denial.

What did Caesar say to Cleopatra ?

Toga-ether we can rule the world !