What did Octavian say when he stormed Cleopatra's gardens?

Caesar salad

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Caesar Jokes More Caesar Jokes

When did Caesar reign ?

I didn't know he reigned. Of course he did didn't they hail him

What did the Ancient Romans use to cut their hair?

Caesars.

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

Why did the salad cross the road?

To get away from the PETA convention.

What is Shaun Morgan's favorite food?

Seether salad

Storm Jokes More Storm Jokes

Why was the storm trooper such a good dad?

He could never hit his kids.

Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight

Cleopatra Jokes More Cleopatra Jokes

What did Julius Caesar say after taking Cleopatra's virginity?

Veni, Vidi... Veni.

Why was Cleopatra angry?

She was on her pyramid. Stolen from Whose Line Is It Anyway.