What did Octavian say when he stormed Cleopatra's gardens?

Caesar salad

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Caesar Jokes More Caesar Jokes

What did Caesar say after crossing the river Rubicon?

Can someone get me some dry socks "

What did Caesar say when was in agreement?

I came. I saw. I concurred.

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad ?

It became a daddy short legs !

What did the salad say as it was thrown into jail?

Lettuce Go!"

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Why does the forest stink during a storm?

Because the trees break wind.

What do you call a reindeer trapped in a storm?

A Thundeer

Cleopatra Jokes More Cleopatra Jokes

Why was Cleopatra so negative?

Because she was queen of denial.

Who should of gotten asphalt?

Cleopatra.