Why couldn't the duck stop smoking?

Because he was a quack addict

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Why did the roman only smoke 490 blunts and not 500?

Because XD

How awesome were the 50s?

None of the girls had tramp stamps & you could smoke in hospitals.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What's the best way to stop a German train?

them nicely.

What happens when a Polak doesn't pay his garbage bill?

A: They stop delivering.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What do you get when you send a duck backwards in time to the moment before you sent the duck?

A Pair-a-ducks.

What do you call a duck that's a drug addict?

A quack-head.

Quack Addict Jokes More Quack Addict Jokes

Why couldn't the duck stop smoking?

Because he was a quack addict

Why did the duck go to rehab?

Because he was a quack addict!