Why couldn't the duck stop smoking?

Because he was a quack addict

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Why do people find Anne Frank so attractive?

Because she is smoking hot

What do you call someone who's never smoked weed?

ilLITerate

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Where does a cow stop to drink?

The milky way!

What is the difference between a baby and a feminist?

The baby grows up and learns to stop crying.

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Why couldn't the duck stop smoking?

Because he was a quack addict

What kind of water do ducks drink?

Bottled Waddle.

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Why couldn't the duck stop smoking?

Because he was a quack addict

Why did the duck go to rehab?

Because he was a quack addict!