Why couldn't the duck stop smoking?

Because he was a quack addict

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How many heroin addicts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four. One to hold the lightbulb and three to smoke until the room starts spinning!

What does one llama say to the other llama before the smoke some weed?

Alpaca bowl!!!

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Why did all of Britain stop smoking pot?

Because they all joined

What's more fun then swinging a baby on a clothes line?

Stopping it with a shovel.

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How do ducks pay off loans?

With their bills!

What did Alyssa the duck say to Henry the beaver?

Quack quack!

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Why couldn't the duck stop smoking?

Because he was a quack addict

Why did the duck go to rehab?

Because he was a quack addict!