What's the difference between a kid and a drawer?

A drawer won't scream when I force my junk into it.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between GTA V Online and a non-essential government employee?

Nothing neither one has been working since Tuesday...

What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer?

A dressmaker sews what she gathers a farmer gathers what he sows.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did the Hispanic firefighter name his kids?

Jose and Hose-B

Why is Santa always happy?

Because he knows where the naughty girls live. (a kid told me this one)

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What would George Washington do if he were alive right now?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

When do ghosts usually appear?

Just before someone screams.

Force Jokes More Force Jokes

Why does Luke Skywalker never have trouble getting laid?

Because he always uses the force.

What do you call a Bear who is just learning to use the force?

A PANDAwan learner.

Junk Jokes More Junk Jokes

What did the Chinese fisherman say to his at-risk son?

Stay on the junk, and you'll go far.

What's the difference between art and junk?

A plaque.

Drawer Jokes More Drawer Jokes

What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Peewee Herman have in common?

They were both caught with hands in their drawers.

What did the floor say to the desk?

I can see your drawers!