What's the difference between a kid and a drawer?

A drawer won't scream when I force my junk into it.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the NBA and a pint of Guinness?

Nothing. They're both mostly black, with a little bit of white at the top.

What is the difference between a vitamin and a hormone?

You can't here a vitamin.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What's the difference between a van and a minivan?

A van picks up kids. A minivan picks up your kids

What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What did the hammer announce over the intercom to the evacuating screws screaming for help?

This is not a drill!"

Why did Raggedy Anne get kicked out of the toybox?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and screaming "Lie to me! Lie to me!!!"

Force Jokes More Force Jokes

Why couldn't the Jedi open the door?

He didn't use enough force...

Why couldn't Frodo drop the Ring into Mt. Doom?

Force of Hobbit.

Junk Jokes More Junk Jokes

What's the difference between art and junk?

A plaque.

What's the difference between Jared from Subway's gut and his junk?

He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.

Drawer Jokes More Drawer Jokes

What did the floor say to the desk?

I can see your drawers!

What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Peewee Herman have in common?

They were both caught with hands in their drawers.