What's the difference between a kid and a drawer?

A drawer won't scream when I force my junk into it.

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What's the difference between a blonde and an Airbus A380?

Not everyone has been in an Airbus A380.

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Why couldn't the Dairy Queen have any kids?

Because she married Mr. Softy!

How do you get a kid out from a microwave?

Please answer before my wife gets home!

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scream) APPLE!!!

What's cold and scary?

I-scream!

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He was under investigation for excessive use of Force

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What you gon' do with all that junk?

All that junk inside your trunk I'ma get get get get you a Neti Pot - a concerned vet to an elephant

What's the difference between a kid and a drawer?

A drawer won't scream when I force my junk into it.

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What did the floor say to the desk?

I can see your drawers!

What's the difference between a kid and a drawer?

A drawer won't scream when I force my junk into it.