Why couldn't the melons run away and get married?

They cantelope.

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Why don't people get married in North Korea?

Well, all marriages are legal in North Korea, but no one has them because there's no rice to throw.

Why couldn't Stevie Wonder see his friends?

Because he was married.

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What do you call a thief running down your stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Why did the man sleep after being run over by a car?

Because he got tired.

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Why do melons have fancy weddings?

Because they cantelope!

Why do melons always have traditional weddings?

They cantaloupe.

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What fruit can't get married?

CANTELOPE

What Type of Fruit Wants to Run Away and Get Married but Isn't Able to?

Cantelope.