Why couldn't the melons run away and get married?

They cantelope.

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Why couldn't the man marry the melon?

It was a cantaloupe.

How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

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Why did the boy die when a car ran over his finger?

His finger was up his nose.

Why don't soccer players get hot while running?

Because they hve so many fans

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Why couldn't the melons be together?

Everyone knows melons cantaloupe.

Why did the melon have commitment issues?

Because he cantaloupe

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What fruit can't get married?

CANTELOPE

What's Romeo and Juliette's least favorite fruit?

cantelope