Why couldn't the melons secretly get married?

Because they were cant elopes

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Why don't penguins ever get married?

They always get cold feet! I'll show myself out.

Why don't married men live as long as single men?

They don't want to!

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Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?

Because it means they *cantaloupe*

Why are melons so lonely?

Because they cantaloupe

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Why can't deer get marred?

Because they can't elope

Why do melons always have big weddings?

Because they can't elope.