Why don't married men live as long as single men?

They don't want to!

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Why did the astronomer hit himself on the head in the afternoon?

He wanted to see stars during the day.

Why is Sia not in her music videos?

Because she doesn't want anyone to Sia

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How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

No one knows it's never happened.

Why do men want to marry a virgin?

To avoid criticism and comparison.

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How would it be living in an only men city?

I think it would be tight at first, but then it would loosen up after a while.

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In the tsundra.

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What's the opposite of running away and getting married?

Anteloping.

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If you don't nail her good she'll be at the neighbors.

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Why do single men live longer than married men?

Because they want to.

Why don't married men live as long as single men?

They don't want to!