You make a private phone call to anyone else, and submit your application.
They both applied to UT Austin
Only one but 200 applied for the job.
Bring Your Kid to Work Day
Someone who steals your job then doesn't show up.
Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!
He was Edward Snowed-In.
Because there's no karma involved.
Because she was the Headmaster! My first submitted joke :)