Why couldn't the octopus take off her bra?

It had suction cups.

Previous Random Joke Next
Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

What do you get when you combine a black guy and an octopus?

nobody knows actually but it will be perfect for picking cotton.

What do you get when you mix an octopus with a black guy?

Idk but it sure as hell can pick cotton

Bra Jokes More Bra Jokes

What do you call a bra designed for neutrois?

Ze-bra

What does a push up bra and a dictatorship have in common?

They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.

Suction Cup Jokes More Suction Cup Jokes

Why couldn't the octopus take off her bra?

It had suction cups.

How do they make bras for octopi?

With suction cups.