What do you get when you combine a black guy and an octopus?

nobody knows actually but it will be perfect for picking cotton.

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Why do happy people like to sleep in late?

Because they aren't mourning people. I just made this up!! Could you all help me with the wording? It feels like it could be a little better I just don't know how to word it differently while using the same "mourning" pun as the punch line.

What's the difference between a cake and a school bus ?

Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake !

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What do you call a college scholarship for a black guy?

all of them.

What do you call a gust of wind that blows a black guy off of a boat?

The NBA draft

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

Why didn't Mick Jagger pick Randy Moss up from the airport?

Because a Rolling Stone gathers no Moss.

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What do you get if you cross a black person with an octopus?

I don't know but it would be excellent at picking cotton.

What feels good in the west but feels cotton in the East?

Happi-ness

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

How many tickles does an octopus like?

Ten-tickles

How may tickles does it take to make an Octopus laugh?

Tentacles!

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What happens when you combine alcohol and literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

What do you get when you combine a parrot and a centipede?

A walkie talkie!