What do you get when you combine a black guy and an octopus?

nobody knows actually but it will be perfect for picking cotton.

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What do you get if you cross a black man with an octopus?

I don't know, but it's damn good at picking cotton.

What do you get when you mix an octopus with a black guy?

Idk but it sure as hell can pick cotton

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Squid pro quo!

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Octopus Prime.

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A steel

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A walkie talkie!