Why couldn't the t-rex find a mate?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction.

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Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.

Why do telescopes like the Moon so much?

Because they find him very down to earth.

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What's the mating call for a University of Alabama student?

I'm soo ddrrrruunnkk!"

Why do the /r/jokes moderators like chess?

It's the only chance they have to mate.

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What did the T-Rex say when he stubbed his toe?

Ouch. I'm Dino-sore!"

Why can a T-Rex not touch his toes?

Because he's extinct

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Why was the lizard upset with her husband?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction. ... Okay bye now

What do you say to a man with a broken lizard?

Sorry about your reptile dysfunction.