What does a dog do when it loses it's tail?

Goes to a retail store to find another one.

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What does a dyslexic,agnostic and insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.

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What's got two wings, a tail and twenty five pricks?

England's return flight.

Where do dogs go when they lose their tails?

To a retail store.

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Where does a dog go when his tail falls off?

The retail store

Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one?

A retail store.

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Why are you being so salty?

Her response - with a flat, even look: "I've been well seasoned." I lost it

What's Hillary's thoughts about her campaign?

Iran, Iraq, I lost

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How did they break in?

Me: I have a fake garden rock w/a key inside. Police: They found it Me: They threw it through the window.

Where is the best place to find Eskimo Lesbians?

At the Klondike Bar.