What does a dog do when it loses it's tail?

Goes to a retail store to find another one.

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Why did the dog sleep on the chandelier?

Because he was a light sleeper.

Where can you leave your dog when you shop?

The barking lot.

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What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale

Where does a dog go when he loses his tail?

A retail store.

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Where to dogs who lost their tails go?

To a retail store.

Where do dogs go when they lose their tail?

The retail store.

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Who lost the American Presidential Debate?

America.

What did the starfish say when it realized that it lost it's ability to regenerate limbs?

I can't remember.

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What's worse than finding your dad's fleshlight?

Finding his blacklight.

Why is Pizza Hut listed as your emergency contact?

Me: Because if things ever get crazy, they'll know where to find me.