What does a dog do when it loses it's tail?

Goes to a retail store to find another one.

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What did the dog say after a hard day at work ?

Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit , thought i'd share it :P

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, insomniac and a dyslexic?

Someone who lies awake at night if there really is a dog.

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What did the pig say when the wolf grabbed her tail?

That's the end of me!"

What do you get if you tie two camels together by the tails?

A palindromedary.

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Where do Doggos go when they lose their tail?

THE RETAIL STORE!

Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one?

A retail store.

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What do you call a Korean girl, who lost her virginity at a young age?

Sum-Young Ho

Why did the marine biologist jump off a bridge?

He lost his porpoise in life.

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What's 41 times 11?

I can't find the answer anywhere.

What do you call a projectile that is very good at finding friends?

A homie missile.