How does a woman differ from a computer?

You can actually punch information into a computer.

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Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What does a computer say when it encounters a skunk?

C: PU!

When I fix someone's computer and they say "Wow how'd you do that?

I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How does a Syrian family have a meal?

The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.

What's the difference between a woman and a bowl of ramen noodles?

A bowl of ramen noodles is actually ready in 5 minutes.

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How much credibility is there in that whole "you can punch yourself handsome" theory?

Asking for a friend.

What does a feminist get when she can't afford a punching bag?

A boyfriend.

Information Jokes More Information Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?

You only have to punch information into a computer once.

What do you do if you lose all the information on your computer?

Ask the NSA for a backup.

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How does a woman differ from a computer?

You can actually punch information into a computer.

How does a Confederate flag and a rainbow flag differ?

The latter represents people that win.