How does a woman differ from a computer?

You can actually punch information into a computer.

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What does Magneto do when his computer gets dirty?

He wipes the hard drive.

What do you call a laptop that ejaculates metal?

Computer

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What did the sign convention management do to the woman who kept pulling down their long signs?

Banner.

What does a woman have in common with a KFC meal?

Once your are done with the juicy breasts and tender thighs, all that's left is a greasy box to throw your bone in.

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What's the difference between a feminist and a computer?

You can punch information into a computer.

What happens when Peter Pan tries to throws punches?

They Neverland.

Information Jokes More Information Jokes

What do you call a notebook where you record information about your poops?

Some people may call it a log journal, while others call it a diary-a.

What are four ways of spreading information that begins with "tel"?

Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.

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How does a Confederate flag and a rainbow flag differ?

The latter represents people that win.

How does a woman differ from a computer?

You can actually punch information into a computer.