Why couldn't Tommy ride a bicycle?

A: Because he was a gold fish.

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Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

Why does a Bicycle have a kickstand?

Because it's two tired.

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What is it called when you ride around on a horse asking people questions?

A gallop poll.

What do little sisters ride?

A Nii-san

Gold Fish Jokes More Gold Fish Jokes

What's the difference between... A gold fish and a mountain goat?

One mucks about the mountain. What's the difference between a police batton and a magician's wand One is used for cunning stunts.

Why did the gold fish cross the road?

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