Why did a Hispanic man rob a train?

He had loco motives!

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Hispanic Jokes More Hispanic Jokes

What do you call a Hispanic midget?

Paragraph. Because he's not even a full ese.

What would you call Hispanics if everyone in the world were completely equal?

Equatinos

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How do you know that an Asian has robbed your house?

Your mailbox is missing!

Why did the thieves get caught after robbing the Louvre?

Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

How is marriage and CPR training the same?

You get a certificate for showing you can do it and hope to god you never have to do it again

Why did Jesus have a six pack?

It was from all the cross-training...

Loco Motive Jokes More Loco Motive Jokes

Why did the train engineer go on a rampage?

He had a loco-motive.

Why did the crazy Mexican conductor get convicted for a crime?

because he had Loco-Motive.

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Why did a Hispanic man rob a train?

He had loco motives!

What do you call a hispanic man with a rubber toe?

ROBERTO! I'm here all week.