What is the square root of 69?

Ate Something! ("8 something", actually 8.306)

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What's the difference between a pizza and a baby?

A pizza doesn't scream when you break it in 8.

Whats the difference between a hippy chick and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in, it doesn't follow you around for 6 months trying to get spun. 8)

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What did 6 say to 9?

Baby! Let's do a 69. Hahaha XD

What's the most immature gaming console?

Ninutendo 69

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Why is the number eight afraid of the number seven?

Because seven ate nine.

What do you call a lonely terrorist?

ISIL-ated

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What do women and the square root of 2 have in common?

They're both irrational.

How do you teach a girl math?

Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.