How many MRAs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Tires need changing too you know!

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know your boyfriend loves you?

SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.

How do you know when you are too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener..

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

What does it mean if a dude looks down and sees four balls instead of two?

He needs to be very careful, because he may be getting screwed.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many karma whores does it take to change a lightbulb?

When this gets 500 upvotes, I'll tell you the answer.

How many Broncos does it take to change a tire?

One. Unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

How many choir directors does it take to change a light bulb?

No one knows. No one ever watches the choir director.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What's Wayne Static's relationship with drugs?

I SEE IT!** ooooohh **I NEED IT!**(https://www.youtube.com/watch v=Ps0MfBG5-Uo#t=1m24s)

What's the main thing a woman needs to think about when considering a potential boyfriend?

Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?

Tire Jokes More Tire Jokes

How did one tire get the attention of another tire?

pssssssssssst

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

A tire!

Mra Jokes More Mra Jokes

What's the difference between a brick and an MRA?

Bricks get laid.

How many MRAs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Tires need changing too you know!