Why did Amy Schumer go to a psychic?

Because it's the only way she'll ever get near a medium.

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When the hell did you grow a beard?

Me: This morning. On the way here. Just felt like it was time.

How does an elephant get out of a small car ?

The same way that he got in !

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How do you get Amy Schumer, Rosie O'donnell and Lena Dunham to move to Canada?

Piece of cake.

Why couldn't Barbie get pregnant?

Because they cast Amy Schumer and Ken couldn't get the job done.

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Why couldn't the fortune teller fit into her shirt?

Because she's a medium

Why did Amy Schumer go to a psychic?

Because it's the only way she'll ever get near a medium.