Because they cast Amy Schumer and Ken couldn't get the job done.
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Because it's the only way she'll ever get near a medium.
Piece of cake.
They picked random letters from a hat. C, eh N, eh D, eh
Sorry
It's raining Ken, hallelujah....
because Ken always came in another box.
If you break a leg, you get cast
Fred: Then you'd be in a cast for weeks.
None. Their President outsources the job to India.
She hated being microbe-managed.
Neither of them has anything going on below the waist.
Retorta
Because he had been told to ice it.
Rest in pieces. I'll show myself out now.
Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!
The Kurds have their ways
You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".
