Because they cast Amy Schumer and Ken couldn't get the job done.
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Because it's the only way she'll ever get near a medium.
Piece of cake.
Neither of them has anything going on below the waist.
To get to the other side.
the media asks other media, peering into its media mirror, media-ing before a day of media in media.
Because she had one heck of an ex-goose
It wasn't her job to educate people.
Just two, as long as they can find a way in.
The same way British people pronounce beer can.
Ken came in a different box.
He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.
If you break a leg, you get cast
Because Ken always came in another box.
HOWAREYOUKEN?!
Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.