Why couldn't Barbie get pregnant?

Because they cast Amy Schumer and Ken couldn't get the job done.

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Barbie Jokes More Barbie Jokes

What do you call a line of Barbies?

A. A Barbecue!

Why was Barbie kicked out of the toy box?

because she kept sitting on pinocchio's face moaning, "lie to me!"

Amy Schumer Jokes More Amy Schumer Jokes

How do you get Amy Schumer, Rosie O'donnell and Lena Dunham to move to Canada?

Piece of cake.

Why did Amy Schumer go to a psychic?

Because it's the only way she'll ever get near a medium.

Ken Jokes More Ken Jokes

Why is Barbie not pregnant?

Because Ken came in a different box.

Why did they never make a pregnant Barbie?

because Ken always came in another box.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why did the cross eyed teacher quit her job?

Because she couldn't control her pupils.

Why did the man quit his job at the bakery?

He didn't knead any more dough.

Cast Jokes More Cast Jokes

What's the difference between heroin and the cast of the jersey shore?

I wouldn't shoot heroin.

How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub