Why did ancient Egyptians love beans?

They made Tootin' Common.

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How do you know ancient Egyptians were black?

Because they never dig up daddies.

How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!

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Why does the hipster make crappy coffee?

The beans are always under-ground.

How does William Shakespeare make chili?

With beans? Or not with beans? That is the question.

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What were the polite Egyptians running away from?

DaRUDE Sandstorm

What do you call two Egyptians who've farted at the same time?

Tutankhamun.