Why did ancient Egyptians love beans?

They made Tootin' Common.

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Why Couldn't the Ancient Egyptians Build a Plane?

Because, it wasn't very Pharoah-dynamic.

Why did ancient Egyptians love beans?

They made Tootin' Common.

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How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".

How many beans do you put in Irish chili?

Two hundred and thirty-nine. Why Because one more would be two-farty.

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Why did ancient Egyptians love beans?

They made Tootin' Common.

How do Egyptians warn each other about a spreading fire?

Pyroglyphs.