Bilbo Baggin Jokes

Who should have played Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings?

Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.

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Why did Bilbo Baggins die with a Erection?

Because old hobbits die hard. (Just a different Punchline)

Why did Bilbo Baggins live for so long?

Because old Hobbits die hard...

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Why do men get erections while they sleep?

So they don't accidentally roll out of bed.

Why does Pinnochio always get an erection when he's in a forest?

Because he has a woodpecker!

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Why did Bilbo Baggins die with a Erection?

Because old hobbits die hard. (Just a different Punchline)

Who should have played Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings?

Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.

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What reads and lives in an apple ?

A bookworm !

How do people with Mesothelioma live their lives?

Asbestos they can.

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Why did they have to stop playing water-polo in Poland?

All the horses drowned

Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse?

A: Catch.

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Whats a Joke with no Punchline?

Life

What is the most essential part of any joke?

The way that the punchline of the joke is delivered.

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What doesn't float to the top when it dies?

A day old reddit post.

How did Kurt Cobain die?

With a Cobang

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What does the lord say when the intern messes up?

God demi

What did C.S. Lewis say about The Lord of the Rings books?

I don't know what you're Tolkien about!" Yeah, sorry.. I know it's dumb.

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What do you call a pompous Hobbit?

Bilbo Braggins

Who should have played Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings?

Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.