Why did Billy Joel get acquitted?

Because he didn't start the fire.

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Why can't Arabs manage the scoreboards at ball games?

Because people get nervous when Mohammad starts counting down from 10.

How do you prepare a Gorilla sundae?

Your start getting it ready Fridae and Saturdae!

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What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation

Why did the blonde girl get fired from the M&M factory?

She kept throwing away all the W's.

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Why was the photo acquitted in his trial at court?

Because he was framed!

What do you call a cop who doesn't shoot innocent black people?

1. Acquitted 2. Fired, retired or expired

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Why did Billy Joel get acquitted?

Because he didn't start the fire.

What is Billy Joel's favorite Bill Murray movie?

Caddyshack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack.