Acquit Jokes

Why was the photo acquitted in his trial at court?

Because he was framed!

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Why did Billy Joel get acquitted?

Because he didn't start the fire.

What do you call a cop who doesn't shoot innocent black people?

1. Acquitted 2. Fired, retired or expired

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How many times should you try starting your snowblower before you realize it's not going to start?

According to my neighbor it's 458 times.

What ten letter word starts with g-a-s?

Automobile.

Trial Jokes More Trial Jokes

Why did the picture plead innocent at the trial?

It was framed.

Why was the photo acquitted in his trial at court?

Because he was framed!

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

Why are men better cooks?

They only need 2 eggs n 1 sausage to keep a girl full for 9 months

What's the craic?

2: Not much, Brian. I had a pint yesterday. 1: Oh! Really I thought you were only 15 2: I am! 1: So what was it Guiness 2: No, it was water.

Court Jokes More Court Jokes

What happened to the man with a legal fetish when he went to court for his parking ticket?

He got off on a technicality

What does a War Boy from Mad Max say when he goes to court to sign an affidavit?

WITNESS ME!"

Retire Jokes More Retire Jokes

What did the retires baker say to the Dough on the table?

I don't knead you anymore.

Why did the tire pop?

Because it retired.

Photo Jokes More Photo Jokes

Why are photos in Latvia always such good quality?

There's no such thing as potato quality there.

Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

What is the worst city to be a cop in?

Baltimore, I hear it's backbreaking work.

Why did the cop stink?

Because he fell asleep on duty.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Where's the fire ma'am?

grips lighter* "I'm not sure yet"

Why was a missile looking for a job?

Because it got fired!