What has 5 legs and a big grin?

Pit-bull in kids sandpit

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Why couldn't the kid see the pirate movie?

Because it was rated arrr!

What do you call a group of kids?

a migraine

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How many beers is that for you today, dear?

Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops. Wife: I counted 19. Me: Well I rounded down.

How many NBA finals does Lebron plan on losing?

not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7

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What animal runs around happily with 5 legs?

A pit bull in a kindergarten

What do you get when you cross a border collie with a pit bull?

A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.

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What animal has 5 legs?

A pit bull coming back from the playground.

What has 5 legs and a big grin?

Pit-bull in kids sandpit