What is the best pickup line for Rwandans?

Congratulations! Your parents survived the genocide!"

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Where did the apple go when it's parents died?

Answer: To a Bananas foster home.

Why do Asian woman have small breasts?

Because her parents accept nothing less than an A.

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Who survived?

The pilot who jumped out with a parachute.

What is the difference between British and American schoolchildren?

British schoolchildren survive hide-and-seek.

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What do you call a Rwandan tribe falling down a hill?

Tutsi Roll.

What is the best pickup line for Rwandans?

Congratulations! Your parents survived the genocide!"

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What is the best pickup line for Rwandans?

Congratulations! Your parents survived the genocide!"

What's my best pickup line?

Does this rag smell of chloroform to you?

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What is your opinion on women making 75% of a man's wages for the same job?

I said "Congratulations!!!"

What is the best pickup line for Rwandans?

Congratulations! Your parents survived the genocide!"

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What did you do?

Genocide. You " "I shared a 10 Funniest Autocorrect FAILS on Facebook." - Conversations in Hell

Why did the bible cross the street?

To get to the other genocide.