What is the best pickup line for Rwandans?

Congratulations! Your parents survived the genocide!"

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What do you call people who use the "pull out" method for contraception?

Parents.

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They bring flowers to his grave.

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What happens when an American has a heart attack and survives?

A 'murical.

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Because roaches can survive nuclear radiation.

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What is the best pickup line for Rwandans?

Congratulations! Your parents survived the genocide!"

What do you call a Rwandan tribe falling down a hill?

Tutsi Roll.

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What's my best pickup line?

Does this rag smell of chloroform to you?

What's a good pickup line in a New Age bar?

I bet it's really nice to be Enya.

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What is the best pickup line for Rwandans?

Congratulations! Your parents survived the genocide!"

What is your opinion on women making 75% of a man's wages for the same job?

I said "Congratulations!!!"

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What is the best pickup line for Rwandans?

Congratulations! Your parents survived the genocide!"

Why did the bible cross the street?

To get to the other genocide.