Who drives away all his customers ?

A taxi driver.

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What kind of cars do shellfish drive?

Mussel cars.

What did Matthew McConaughey yell at the drive that was about to miss his turn?

A right a right a right!

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What did the shoe say about the customer who didn't like that it had yellow shoestring?

That's lacist.

What did the tailor say to his customer after shortening the length of his pants?

A-hem!

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Who drives away all his customers ?

A taxi driver.

Who earns a living driving their customers away?

A taxi driver