Why did Dracula lie in the wrong coffin?

He made a grave mistake.

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What do you call it when someone from Belarus lies to you?

A Belaruse!

How are strippers and Subway workers similar?

They'll both lie and tell you it's a footlong to get paid.

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What is Dracula's girlfriend called when she gives him head?

Down for the count!

How can you tell when Dracula is sick?

By his coughin'

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What did the zombie say when he walked into the wrong tomb?

I have made a grave mistake.

Why did Dracula lie in the wrong coffin?

He made a grave mistake.