Why do sharks only swim in salt water?

Got this is a Cracker Jack box) Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

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because they would sneeze in pepper water.

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Pepper water makes them sneeze.

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Pepper water makes them sneeze.

Why do sharks swim in salt water?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze!