Why do sharks only swim in salt water?

Got this is a Cracker Jack box) Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

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What happens when breed a shark and snowman?

You get a frostbite!

Why do sharks swim in salt water?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

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What did the bee use to dry off after swimming?

A *bee*ch towel. What did the bee use to get out the tangles A honeycomb.

What is yellow and can't swim?

An excavator. And why? Because it only got one arm.

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Why do sharks live in salt water?

Pepper water makes them sneeze.

What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

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What illness makes you sneeze on your laptop screen?

A computer virus!

How can you tell when a blonde rejects a new brain transplant?

A: She sneezes.

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Why do sharks live in salt water?

Pepper water makes them sneeze.

Why do sharks only swim in salt water?

Got this is a Cracker Jack box) Because pepper water makes them sneeze!