Why did Gandalf have to go to the hospital to get a splinter removed?

He had a staff infection...

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Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

Why did the cat go to the hospital?

A: To have a CAT scan done.

Whos the coolest guy in hospital?

The ultra-sound guy. Who takes over when hes on holiday? The hip-replacement guy

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What does Gollum think about Gandalf's smoking addiction?

Stupid, filthy habitses!

What did Gandalf say when he tried to shut down Auschwitz?

You shall not gas!"

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What do you get when you remove the center board from a wood bridge?

A paradox.

What's the deal with /r/worldnews?

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Splinter Jokes More Splinter Jokes

Why are the Ninja Turtles on the No-Fly list?

Because they are members of an underground Splinter cell.

Why did Gandalf have to go to the hospital to get a splinter removed?

He had a staff infection...

Staff Infection Jokes More Staff Infection Jokes

What is a sorcerer's least favorite disease?

A staff infection

Why did Gandalf have to go to the hospital to get a splinter removed?

He had a staff infection...