Why did Gandalf have to go to the hospital to get a splinter removed?

He had a staff infection...

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Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

Who's the nicest guy at the hospital?

The ultrasound guy

Who's the coolest guy at the hospital?

The ultra sound guy.

Gandalf Jokes More Gandalf Jokes

Why did Gandalf have to go to the hospital to get a splinter removed?

He had a staff infection...

What did Gandalf say when he tried to shut down Auschwitz?

You shall not gas!"

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How many /r/Jokes mods does it take to change a light bulb?

removed

Why did FIFA have surgery?

They had to remove their Blatter.

Splinter Jokes More Splinter Jokes

Why are the Ninja Turtles on the No-Fly list?

Because they are members of an underground Splinter cell.

Why didn't the mother splinter call her son on his birth-day?

Because he's a little prick!

Staff Infection Jokes More Staff Infection Jokes

Why did Gandalf have to go to the hospital to get a splinter removed?

He had a staff infection...

What is a sorcerer's least favorite disease?

A staff infection