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What is the best way to receive downvotes on reddit?

Wohahaha! That was funny! XD

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What's the best way to receive down votes on reddit?

Wohahaha! That was funny! XD

What Do You Call A 7 Second Minecraft Video?

VINECRAFT DO IT FOR THE MINE XD

Why are 490 Romans funny?

Because XD

Why dont orphans like baseball?

Because they don't know were home is! XD

Why doesn't Reno Jackson like torrenting?

Because he's always fighting pirates XD

Why were the Seven Dwarfs kicked out of the bar?

Because they were Miners... XD

Why did Helen Keller masterbate with one hand?

So she could moan with the other XD

Who is the brother of Juan Luna?

Edi si AnTWOnio Luna. Yeah yeah, the result of being stuck in the traffic. XD

Why did the roman only smoke 490 blunts and not 500?

Because XD

Which part of the body goes to heaven first?

A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!! XD

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, who hangs out in your pool?

Bob

Why do flamingos stand on one leg?

Because if they didn't they'd fall over.

Destroy Jokes More Destroy Jokes

What can stop supervirus from destroying humanity ?

Batvirus ( stolen joke xD )

What if Voldemort's last horcrux was his virginity?

Then Harry Potter would have to destroy it ofcourse.

90 Degree Jokes More 90 Degree Jokes

How do you stay warm outside in the winter?

You just stand in a corner, they are usually around 90 degrees.

Why would I do that?

Teacher: Because it's 90 degrees over there.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Whats a pirates favourite kind of wood??

Seeder

Where do pirates go in the summer?

In ARRgentina.

490 Jokes More 490 Jokes

Why are 490 Romans are funny ?

Because XD Edit : Sorry about the typo the second are is not supposed to be here

Why are 490 Romans funny?

Because XD

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why did you apply for this job?

Me: Because being broke and homeless didn't really call out to me.

What game do two strangers with Social Anxiety play?

Don't Break the Ice

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What does Air bnb stand for?

Bring no blacks

Why was the horseman fired from his job of saddle testing?

He was always standing up on the job!

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Where do you find a liberal at a convention?

In the far left corner!

What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch?

An ingestigation