How do you take care of a baby?

Hire a hitman

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Why does fluoride cause apathy?

Who cares.

What is the main difference between existentialism and nihilism?

Who knows? Who cares?

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How many babies can fit in a blender?

Depends how powerful the blender is

When do you know that you are getting old?

When you have babies on purpose

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Why did the company hire the glutton?

Because he was a ate professional!

What do recent college graduates and felons have in common?

It takes three to five years before anyone will hire them.

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How do you take care of a baby?

Hire a hitman

What is a Hitman's favorite Mathematical Field?

Trigger*nometry