How do you take care of a baby?

Hire a hitman

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What's the difference in Xbox One and your mother?

I genuinely care about your mother.

Who does first?

Who dies first? No one cares. :/

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What do you call it when fish stop having babies?

Minnow-pause

Which one was bigger?

The baby. It was a little Bigger.

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How do you hire a teddy bear?

Put him on stilts !

Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?

Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!

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How do you take care of a baby?

Hire a hitman

Why do hitman always wear gloves?

because theyre always wacking guys off....