Why did Jesus deactivate his Instagram account?

Because he only had 12 followers.

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What do you call a statue of Jesus made out of cigarettes?

Holy smokes.

What would Jesus's favorite gun be?

A nail gun

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How do you get high underwater?

seaweed! lol my friends 12 yr old daughter told us this one

Who plays those kind of jokes anymore?

You're scaring my wife. She's only 12, jeez.

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What did the girl say when she saw a photo on Instagram of an attractive couple at brunch?

Bae-goals

What is a heroin addict's favorite website?

Instagram.

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What's the difference between a hipster and a homeless man?

An Instagram account.

Why did Jesus deactivate his Instagram account?

Because he only had 12 followers.