Why did Jesus go to the gym?

To make sure his cross fit.

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What do you get when you cross a vulture with a machine gun?

As far away as possible. shameful

What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Christmas?

A ghoul Yule!

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Why was Jesus crucified instead of stoned?

So Catholics could do this makes the sign of the cross, instead of this bangs self in head with fists.

What was the best thing about Jesus' crucifixion?

Well, the cross was a big plus

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What do you call a demon at the gym?

An exorcist.

Why do gyms produce the best Rebels?

Because of all the resistance training