What did little no armed Jimmy get for Christmas?

Gloves! Haha I'm joking. He hasn't opened it yet.

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Why didn't Timmy get his parents Christmas presents?

He's an orphan.

What will santa bring your fish this christmas?

A scale letrix!

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How fast can Klingon's run?

About Warf speed. My mom made this joke up last night at a bbq party. She likes to think she is funnier on holidays. Thanks, Mom.

Why do cows like being told jokes ?

Because they like being amoosed !

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Who's there ! Belle ! Belle who ?

Belle-t up and open this door !

What do they call a monastery key that opens all doors?

Monk key

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What did the little boy with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened them yet.

How do those even fit in your pants?

He replied "They fit like a glove."

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Why was Jimmy sad?

Cause Jimmy had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.