Why did Jon Snow stand in line for 6 hours at the Apple Store?

For the watch

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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

Because the captain was standing on the deck! Aargh

Why did Oscar Pistorius lose his court case?

He hadn't got a leg to stand on.

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How many more times will I watch "A Walk To Remember" tonight?

As Mandy Moore times as I want to.

What gets bigger each time I watch a stripper?

My debt.

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Why Romeo could not meet Juliet at an Apple Store?

Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!

Why did Jon Snow wait in line at the Apple store ?

For the watch .

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Why did the chicken cross the road half-way?

She wanted to lay it on the line.

What's the difference between shame and pride?

It depends on where I draw the line.

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Why was Jon Snow so successful at basketball?

he knew where to put it..

Why did Jon snow wait outside he Apple Store for 3 days?

For the watch

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How long does it take a monkey to fly a plane from LA to New York?

About 6 hours.

What did the boulder say to the other boulder?

I rock. You Rock. We Rock. Disclaimer: This joke was made during a 6 hour road trip with the family. My only scenery was rocks.