Why did Jon Snow stand in line for 6 hours at the Apple Store?

For the watch

Previous Random Joke Next
Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What should you do when your ex-girlfriend stands in the spotlights?

Drive faster.

How does a orphan change a light bulb?

They grab the stack of un-signed adoption papers, stand on top of them, then proceed to change the light bulb.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What do elephants do in the evenings ?

Watch elevision !

What were the Kamikaze Pilot's last words?

Watch this cause i'll only do it once."

Apple Store Jokes More Apple Store Jokes

Why did Jon Snow stand in line for 6 hours at the Apple Store?

For the watch

Why is the Apple Store always so hot?

They don't have Windows installed. )

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

How do you communicate with a fish?

Drop him a line.

What kind of line gets thicker and thinner at the same time?

A line of marathon runners

Jon Snow Jokes More Jon Snow Jokes

What political party does Jon Snow belong to?

The Know-Nothings!

Why is Bernie Sanders' campaign like Jon Snow?

Game of Thrones spoilers) They're both "dead."

6 Hour Jokes More 6 Hour Jokes

Why did Jon Snow stand in line for 6 hours at the Apple Store?

For the watch

What did the boulder say to the other boulder?

I rock. You Rock. We Rock. Disclaimer: This joke was made during a 6 hour road trip with the family. My only scenery was rocks.