Why is Bernie Sanders' campaign like Jon Snow?

Game of Thrones spoilers) They're both "dead."

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What's the difference between a pick-up artist and an Atari 2600?

An Atari 2600 has more game. :)

What happens if you game so much you forget to brush your teeth?

You get Halo-tosis. :-/

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Why is Bernie Sanders challenging his 49 vs 50% loss in Iowa?

I thought he didn't care about the 1%

What should Bernie Sanders' next presidential campaign be called?

Hindsight is 2020

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Which family in Game Of Thrones fell down the stairs?

The Bannisters

What do you call it when a king rips a fart?

Air to the throne.

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Why did Jon Snow need a new battery?

For the watch.

Why did Jon Snow wait in line at the Apple store ?

For the watch .