Why did little Dan dropped his ice cream?

He was hit by a buss

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Ice Cream Jokes More Ice Cream Jokes

How many marshmallows does it take to get to the moon?

Purple, there are no bones in ice cream!

What does M.Night Shyamalan always order when he goes out for ice cream?

A large twist cone.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What have Disney and the U.K. got in common?

Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people

What's the difference between a blond and a washing machine?

When you drop a load into a washing machine it doesn't follow you around for a week.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why couldn't the rocketeer hit her target?

Because they were too Phar-ah way. I'm not sorry.

How do you get a clown off a swing?

hit him in the face with an Axe

Dan Jokes More Dan Jokes

Where does Napoleon live/Ou Napolon habite-t-il?

Dans un bon-apartement.

Why did little Dan dropped his ice cream?

He was hit by a buss

Buss Jokes More Buss Jokes

Why did little Dan dropped his ice cream?

He was hit by a buss

What do you call a teacher who's always late?

Mr. Buss