Dan Jokes

Where does Napoleon live/Ou Napolon habite-t-il?

Dans un bon-apartement.

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Why did little Dan dropped his ice cream?

He was hit by a buss

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why did the pasta chef take his car into the body shop?

Cause it got al dente'd up!

Why didn't the piece of paper move out of the way when a car came speeding towards it?

Because it was stationary.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of cards do donkeys send out near Christmas?

A: Mule-tide greetings.

What kind of book does an Irish cultist read?

The Leprenomichaun.

Depress Jokes More Depress Jokes

Why was the dolphin happy and the shark depressed?

The sharks life lacked porpoise.

Why was the necrophiliac depressed?

His rotten girlfriend split on him.

Buss Jokes More Buss Jokes

Why did little Dan dropped his ice cream?

He was hit by a buss

What do you call a teacher who's always late?

Mr. Buss

India Jokes More India Jokes

Why doesn't India celebrate halloween?

No Gandhi

Why did the cannibal get food poisoning in India?

He ate Rameet!

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why did the black guy get mad at the pirate?

He dropped the hard 'arrrrrr.'

What did Vladimir Putin say after dropping a smashing one-liner?

Putout

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why should a good driver always carry weed in his car?

So he always hits the green when he's driving.

How did the blind skydiver know he was about to hit the ground?

He felt the slack in his dog's leash.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why aren't orphans laughing?

Because jokes aren't apparent.

Why can't you tell a joke to a dwarf?

Because it will go right over his head