Dan Jokes

Where does Napoleon live/Ou Napolon habite-t-il?

Dans un bon-apartement.

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Why did little Dan dropped his ice cream?

He was hit by a buss

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Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why did the masochist STOP hitting himself on the head with a hammer ?

Because it hurt.

Why did the baby drop its rattle?

It got hit by a truck

Depress Jokes More Depress Jokes

What's life like with alchohol?

Depressing. What's life like without alchohol? Depressing. I need friends.

What do armed forces at sea feel when depressed?

The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time The Dock

Potatoe Jokes More Potatoe Jokes

What did one potatoe say to another?

Dan Quayle wrote this joke.

How many downies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Potatoe

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What do you call making jokes of a chicken on fire?

Roasting a chicken.

What happened when Helium told a joke?

There was no reaction

Ice Cream Jokes More Ice Cream Jokes

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream?

He got hit by a bus

Who wants ice cream?

Uta Hagen daz.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What do you call a pirate who is all out of reales(Silver coins)?

Long Gone Silver... /drops mic

What does acid reflux and dubstep have in common?

They both get better when you drop the "base".

Buss Jokes More Buss Jokes

What do you call a teacher who's always late?

Mr. Buss

Why did little Dan dropped his ice cream?

He was hit by a buss

Daniel Jokes More Daniel Jokes

Why Can't Foster Kids Play Baseball?

They Don't Know Where Home Is!" Daniel , Reddit Clown

What kind of car does depressed Daniel drive?

Sad Dan