What did Jesus say when he was nailed upon the cross?

Me! That hurts!"

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Why did the Muslim cross the road?

To get to the bigger crowd

Why did the medium cross the road?

To get to the other side.

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What workout routine did Jesus stick to best?

Crossfit

Why did Jesus go to the gym?

To make sure his cross fit.

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What did the roman soldier say after crucifying Jesus?

Nailed it

What does a French carpenter say when he runs out of nails?

I haven't a clous.

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What did the router say to the doctor?

It hurts when IP.

What's yellow and hurts when it gets in your eye?

Bull dozer