What did Jesus say when he was nailed upon the cross?

Me! That hurts!"

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Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?

It didn't want to get stuck in any cracks.

What do you get if you cross a snake with a hotdog?

A fangfurther.

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What do you think Jesus's stance would be on guns?

I think he would be most strict on nail gun control. (Credit to Taylor on PKA)

Whats the difference between Jesus and Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have Mexicans tattooed all over him.

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What is a carpenters dream girl?

What is a carpenters dream girl? Flat as a board, skinny as a nail and easy to screw.

Why did Jesus stop playing hockey?

Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.

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What is white and hurts a homophobic man if it lands on him?

An airplane

What did the cat say when it got hurt?

me-OW!