Why did I cross the road?

Because your mom was on the other side..

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Why did the man tell his mom to get him out of prison?

She had gotten him out of a tight spot before.

What weighs more than a car and uses a lot of fuel, but hardly ever moves?

Your mom.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why the chicken cross the road .... to get the Chinese newspaper. Do you get it?

Neither do I, I get the new york times

What did the chicken say to the duck who was about to cross the road?

Don't do it, man, you'll never hear the end of it!"

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the women cross the road?

Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen !!!

Why didn't Stalin look both ways before he crossed the road?

He was rushin'