Why did Mickey Mouse get shot in the foxhole?

Because Donald ducked.

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What do you call a camera that shoots out true facts about an ancient Phoenician city?

A Canon, Canaan-canon cannon... (I'm not sorry...)

How do you stop a Polish battletank?

Shoot the guy pushing it.

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How do ducks fly high?

They use quack!

What do you call a duck that does drugs?

A quack head!

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Why did Mickey Mouse get shot?

A: Because Donald ducked.

What is the difference between Donald and a peace of sh..?

NOTHING....!!!

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What do you get when you mix a fly, a snake head, and Mickey Mouse?

The hell out of there.

Why did Mickey Mouse get shot in the foxhole?

Because Donald ducked.