Why did Mickey Mouse get shot in the foxhole?

Because Donald ducked.

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Whats white and likes to shoot?

Kevin Nash

How do you stop a Polish tank?

Shoot the guy that's pushing it

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What happens when ducks fly upside down??

They quack up

What did one duck say to the other?

Quack!

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What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!

Why did Mickey Mouse get shot in the foxhole?

Because Donald ducked.

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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

To find Pluto.

What kind of mouse walks on two legs?

A: Mickey Mouse Q: What kind of duck walks on two legs A: They all do!