How do you stop a Polish tank?

Shoot the guy that's pushing it

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When do ghosts have to stop scaring people?

When they lose their haunting licenses.

What do you call a twig that won't stop looking in the mirror?

A narcissistick.

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Did you hear the one about the guy with the broken hearing aid?

Neither did he.

What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?

Four guys watching a football game.

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Who Shot JR ?

by U Dunnit

What stars go to jail?

Shooting stars.

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Why do Lannisters have such big beds?

GoT because they push twins together to make a king.

What do you get when you push a cow out of a plane?

Ground beef

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What was the name of the Polish limo driver?

Piccop Andropoff.

Why do Polish people keep empty bottles in their refrigerator?

For people that don't want anything to drink