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What is the the Chicken's favorite composer?

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Why did Mozart hate chickens?

Because they all they ever say is Bach! Bach! Bach!

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What's the best kind of cream... ...to get rid of spots and bug bites?

Creamation.

How do you get rid of a Reddit admin?

Chooter

Chiropractor Jokes More Chiropractor Jokes

Why did the composer go to the chiropractor?

Because he had Bach problems

What kind of music do chiropractors listen to?

Hip-pop.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why did Will die?

Because the commanding officer told his soldiers: "Fire at will"

Why did the Lebo die?

Cause he was fullllly sik m8.

Twin Jokes More Twin Jokes

What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod

Why do the Lannisters have such big beds?

They push two twins together to make a king.

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What is yellow and rolls down a hill?

Mustard in a rollerskate

What happens when you throw a laptop into the ocean?

You have a Dell, rolling in the deep.

Invite Jokes More Invite Jokes

When the animal kingdom had a poker party who didn't they invite?

The Cheetahs!

Why are Alabama weddings so small?

They've only gotta invite one family

Organ Jokes More Organ Jokes

What's the only thing better than Roses on a Piano?

Answer: Tulips on an Organ.

What is better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on the organ. (I'll show myself out...)

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why is the Mississippi so wide?

Because Mr. Sippi is hung like a horse.

Why the long face ?

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face ? Horse: because I'm a raging alcoholic.