Why did my local sandwich shop lose all of its workers??

I was told they were sick of being subordinates.

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Where should you go if you lost a corner?

To the Eagles, they can get corner-backs.

How do you find Will Smith when he's lost in the snow?

You look for the fresh prints.

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How can you tell the toothbrush was invented in West Virginia?

Because if it were invented anywhere else, it'd be called a teethbrush.

What did the manager of a log cutting company tell his employees when they were working too slow?

Chop chop.

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How bad is it, Doctor?

Doc: Damn it I told you I'm a mine worker not a doctor. It's my name, idiot

Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?

Lack of concentration.

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What does Santa call his English Elves?

Subordinate clauses. ... I'll see myself out.

Why did my local sandwich shop lose all of its workers??

I was told they were sick of being subordinates.