Subordinate Jokes

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

Merry Jokes More Merry Jokes

What did Pippin Took do when he was drunk?

He began to feel Merry.

What do you call someone who would do anything for a chocolate snack cake?

A ho ho ho. (merry xmas!)

Santa Helper Jokes More Santa Helper Jokes

What do you call one of Santa's helpers?

A subordinate clause

What do you call one of Santa's helpers who bosses around the reindeer?

When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.

Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What does Santa call the elf police?

The Po Po Po.

What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?

A rebel without a Claus.

Worker Jokes More Worker Jokes

Why did the worker at the M&M factory get fired?

he threw out the W's

When all of a sudden Tinker Bell shows up. He goes to a worker and says, "Wow, you guys have fairies in here?

The worker then says, "No, our CEO doesn't like it."

Santa Elf Jokes More Santa Elf Jokes

How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs?

He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.

What's another name for Santa's elves?

Subordinate Clauses

Subordinate Jokes

Why did my local sandwich shop lose all of its workers??

What does Santa call his English Elves?

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