Worker Jokes

Why did the worker on the egg farm get fired from his job?

Because he had a crack addiction.

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Why did my local sandwich shop lose all of its workers??

I was told they were sick of being subordinates.

What does the customer say to the worker as he leaves the store after buying a discounted item?

Good buy.

What did the hungry boss give his worker?

Their celery!

Where do dock workers like to shop?

Crate and Barrel.

Why did the worker get fired from the hp computer factory?

He threw out all the computers with "dy" on them.

What did the Baskin-Robbins manager say to the employee that wanted to date a co-worker?

Don't poop where you scoop.

What did the cannibal say to his co-worker?

You should stop by later. The missus and I are having people for dinner.

What are some good Asian jokes you know?

I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.

Why did the worker at the M&M factory get fired?

he threw out the W's

Who's the founder of the Japanese Wikipedia?

Yojimbo Wales! (Joke stolen from co-worker)

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What did the baker say about her co-worker who never sleeps and always smells funky?

At yeast he's a fungi.

How bad is it, Doctor?

Doc: Damn it I told you I'm a mine worker not a doctor. It's my name, idiot

Why did the worker at the M&ampM factory get fired?

he threw out the W's

Why wouldn't the worker accept 10 fresh chickens as a reward for saving a farm on fire?

It was a poultry amount

Why do women like Ryan Gosling?

Because he is always Gosling around..... A co-worker snickered so I figued share.

What do you call a worker in America that will work hard for reasonable pay and never whine?

An immigrant.**

When all of a sudden Tinker Bell shows up. He goes to a worker and says, "Wow, you guys have fairies in here?

The worker then says, "No, our CEO doesn't like it."

Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?

Lack of concentration.

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Why did the invisible man turn down the job?

He couldn't see himself doing the work

What did one cancer cell say to the other cancer cell ?

Let's go get Jobs.

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Who should of gotten asphalt?

Cleopatra.

What do you need to do after burning your balls on the asphalt of a dead end street?

You need to cul de sac.

Subordinate Jokes More Subordinate Jokes

What does Santa call his English Elves?

Subordinate clauses. ... I'll see myself out.

Why did my local sandwich shop lose all of its workers??

I was told they were sick of being subordinates.

Store Jokes More Store Jokes

Why does Meek Mill avoid shopping on Black Friday?

Because the stores advertise "Back to Back" savings.

How do druggies store their data?

LSD Cards.

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Why is Santa always happy?

Because he knows where the naughty girls live. (a kid told me this one)

What do you tell a hitchhiker with one leg?

Hop in

Advantage Jokes More Advantage Jokes

What's the advantage of being black in Africa vs black in America?

Nobody can point at your shoes and say "What are thoooooooooose?!"

What's an advantage of being Swiss?

The flag is a big plus.

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What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual."

Why did the worker at the M&M factory get fired?

he threw out the W's

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Where do programmers like to hangout?

The Foo Bar.

Why do hippies like to swim way offshore?

Cause it's far out, man