Newton Jokes

Why Newton laws were not from Asian countries?

Because they have durian...

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Why did Newton's wife got pregnant?

Because he doesn't believe in using quantum

What do you call a baby panther?

a Newton.

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How do you know it's going to be a white christmas?

It's approaching with deceptive speed.

How'd you sleep?

Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.

Cam Newton Jokes More Cam Newton Jokes

What does Cam Newton have in common with a Fig Newton?

They are both soft and crumble under pressure.

What does Cam Newton and Fig Newton have in common?

They both crumble under pressure

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

Why did you leave me here all alone?

Where o where are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone? I searched the world over and thought I found some one You met a zombie and pblblthpth you were gone.

What is a proper greeting when you're introduced to Christina Hendricks?

Nice to meet you both.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What is another term for ob gyn?

A Klingon! since obstetrician gynaecologist is too long, and OB GYN doesn't make sense ,lets call them Klingons

What do buccaneers let off on bonfire night?

Piratechnics!

Crumble Jokes More Crumble Jokes

What does Cam Newton and Fig Newton have in common?

They both crumble under pressure

What's the difference between Belgian waffles and American waffles?

Belgium waffles crumble in the hands of German.

Pressure Jokes More Pressure Jokes

Why can't an egg ever be in charge?

Because they crack under pressure.

What did the piston say to the freely expanding gas?

No pressure

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What do you call a bunch of Asian bears roaring?

Panda-monium.

Why is it that the asian characters are white and the white characters are yellow?

Sincerely, confused.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What does the Pope Jean-Paul 2 and the little girl kidnapped by Boko Haram have in common?

The pope died a virgin

Why can't you trust girls?

because you can't trust something that bleeds for days and doesn't die.